Moobs at the Ballpark

Saw these beauties at the ballpark last night. I know there are tons of fatties throughout Texas, but man these just screamed saggy flapjack cans. Puttin em on display, scoping out the talent, and then bam before you know it he's linked arms with a heifer on their way to the nearest barn to do the deed.

Whats the over under on foreplay involving speed bagging each others titties?

I just hope he does this each and every time: