Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Zero Fucks Given by Ace Matt Harvey, Starts Internet Trend


Matt Harvey doing what Matt Harvey does: Doing whatever, whenever and to whomever. Just like Kenny Powers, striking motherfuckers out, slaying babes, and saying (or tweeting in this case) whatever he wants. Dude is swing a big dick and dragging brass balls right behind it. Other examples: He told the Mets he wanted to rehab in New York because Florida sucks and sitting courtside with a certified smoke that he probably pulled the ole fuck and chuck with.  

He tweeted out this pic (yeah this is from Instagram sue me) saying he couldn’t believe that it had been 6 months since his TJ surgery. Bold strategy. Harvey said he didn’t want to cause a stir or create bad press for the Mets because he thought it was a funny picture and that it was his account. Shortly after he deleted the pic and shortly thereafter deleted his entire twitter account. What a shame. Figured this pic would be to Matt Harvey what the plane in fat girl pussy pic was to US Airways: instant street cred.

Bottom line? It is his account and should be able to do whatever the fuck he wants. Unfortunately the days of Roger Clemens, Kenny Stabler, Jason Giambi, Dennis Rodman, and other party animals are over. You are under constant scrutiny and everything you do will be misconstrued to the point where you just want to live under a rock until it’s your turn out on the bump or on the gridiron or hardwood. You get a video taken of you shaking it more than twice and boom suddenly there are rumors spreading that you’re gay. Or you drink a little too much and end up passed out in a pile of garbage on the mean streets of Beantown like Tyler Seguin and you get labeled as an alcoholic. Psh, maybe he is having an awesome time and just really likes to party.  


PS
What an absolute hardoooo move by Harvey saying he wanted to be graceful, humble and out of the spotlight when it came stardom just like Jeter.

Double PS
Even better and surely will add fuel to the fire: You get an internet trend started called #harveying. 


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