This is game over. I can't compete with this profile. Thought the 500+ connections was a real benchmark of how well I was doing in the dick measuring contest we call LinkedIn.
Just imagine Shaq reading this to you in that silky smooth Barry White voice and some slow jams bumping in the background:
"I'm working on a lot of different ventures. My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships."
Christ. This has to be the worst piece of work done by Shaq since Steel
Just a steaming pile of worthless dog shit. Please for the love of god hire someone to write things for you and go back to the Icy Hot commercials and getting stuffed into Buick.
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